These are freeze-dried raw dog treats. Perfectly preserved at the absolute peak of death.
What’s in the bag:
A whole family (including relatives) of chicken heads (about 8-10). Complete with beaks, brains, skulls, eyeballs, and tongues.
Who's it for:
Preferably dogs with teeth
People with problems
Maybe cats
Why it matters:
Yes, they're full of Omega 3's, calcium, and a bunch of other stuff.
No we're not going to explain it.
Use it when:
You want to know who else in the room is going to hell with you
You're done pretending pet ownership is cute
You're out of Ambien and the sweet sounds of crunch puts you to sleep.
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